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  • moveslikekeithrichards

    the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

  • moveslikekeithrichards

    you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

  • the-apocrypha

    other assorted roles may include

    • retrieval team for objects in the backseat
    • custodian of the parking garage tickets
    • "All clear my way"
    • en-route dining concierge
    • announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
  • whatrfrogs

    Don't forget the Tommy Gun

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  • 1 week ago on August 11, 2023
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